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             The problem was soon to be resolved. One morning I fell in outside 
              the office where draftings were taking place. The Regulating Petty 
              Officer stood in front of me and began to call out a series of names, 
              mine included. We were eventually called into the office where, 
              with rapidly beating hearts we learned our fates. I found that I 
              was being posted to the base Signal Office situated on a hill behind 
              the dockyard. Two other ratings and I were to proceed there immediately 
              on foot. This we did, wondering all the while what use Signalmen 
              could possibly be in what we knew was a wireless facility. I walked 
              with a heavy heart feeling very despondent. It seemed that I was 
              to be stuck in Singapore for evermore. 
            When we reached our destination we were marched into the office 
              of the man in charge who turned out to be a strange and not very 
              likeable person. A Lieutenant Commander, well on in years, he displayed 
              all the characteristics of a man who had been passed over, that 
              is, having failed to gain promotion he was very bitter. This bitterness 
              he took out on his subordinates. His back was covered in a large 
              tattoo, which consisted of an entire foxhunting scene. He had huntsmen 
              on his shoulder blades together with a pack of hounds spread over 
              his lower back. Only the fox's tail was visible where it disappeared 
              up his jacksey. He took great delight in displaying this embellishment 
              to all and sundry. Fortunately he was more often absent than present. 
            We found that our duties were light. Our chief task was to distribute 
              any signals received and as these were few and became daily even 
              fewer, we were not overworked. The signals came from local stations 
              on Malaya, Borneo, the Dutch East Indies, etc. as well as the United 
              Kingdom. They were nearly always in code and therefore unintelligible 
              to us. 
            At the signal office we worked eight-hour shifts and only worked 
              the midnight until 8 a.m. shift every two days. Sometimes I wandered 
              through the almost empty building. One night I wandered into a room 
              where many books were stored on shelves. In a table was a most wonderful 
              book. It measured about four feet by three and contained many large-scale 
              maps, some of which folded out. They were maps of the whole of the 
              Dutch East Indies and they showed everything in marvellous detail. 
              I spent a lot of time at night studying them. They were never used 
              and as far as I am aware these wonderful maps were left behind when 
              the navy finally left. 
            While working at the signal office I had an unpleasant experience. 
              I met what I can only describe as one of the most deadly females 
              of the human species. There were white women living on the island 
              who were employed to do similar work to us. I cannot claim that 
              all Singapore white women were alike, but a large proportion had 
              a very superior attitude towards soldiers, sailors and airmen. I 
              once heard an airman sum up this attitude very accurately. He said 
              that they treated us like white coolies. They were in the habit 
              of calling for sailors in an imperious manner and no doubt did regard 
              us as lower class human beings. 
            Normally I finished work at 8 a.m., but one particular morning 
              I was kept there until 9 a.m. An imperious voice called out to me. 
              The first time this happened I ignored the voice but it persisted 
              and grew louder. Eventually the woman stood right beside me and 
              in a piercing voice demanded to know if I was deaf. I stood up and 
              towered over her. "Madam," I said, "I do not like being spoken to 
              as if I were a dog." She stood for a moment with her mouth agape 
              then turned and stalked off, returning a few minutes later with 
              a nervous looking Sub Lieutenant of the Royal Navy Reserve. He asked 
              me what I thought I was doing. I took a long look at him. He was 
              considerably shorter than I was and looked distinctly uneasy and 
              embarrassed. 
            "Sir," I said, "I strongly object to being spoken to as if I were 
              a dog. If you spoke to me in the same manner as this person you 
              would get the same response." Looking somewhat taken aback the Subby 
              said that he would have to see about it and retreated, taking the 
              woman with him and I heard nothing more. 
            Many of the Singapore white women displayed a similar attitude 
              and my dislike of them increased when shortly afterwards I learned 
              that these women were getting a weekly wage of about £5. This they 
              earned for doing little other than drinking tea and chatting. I, 
              as an ordinary Signalman was getting about 14 shillings a week (70p). 
              The average wage for a working man in Britain was about £3 a week 
              at the beginning of the war. 
            After this incident with the waspish wifey, most of the women avoided 
              me although some still spoke. The problem was soon solved, however, 
              as shortly afterwards the women were sent to another country for 
              their own safety. 
            The war situation continued to deteriorate. As northern and central 
              Malaya were over-run the Japanese air force increased its bombing 
              and the effect could clearly be seen in the barracks. Bomb holes 
              and damaged buildings were everywhere. The swimming pool, which 
              had been my sole means of recreation, had received two direct hits 
              and was now empty. 
            In spite of the obvious success of the Japanese offensive, a ludicrous 
              propaganda campaign continued. The Straits Times and the local radio 
              daily put out government statements belittling Japanese competence. 
              One claimed that Japanese aircraft were made of wood and were merely 
              glued together. If they flew into clouds or rain they would disintegrate. 
              They also claimed that the Japanese were all very shortsighted and 
              would not be able to fire guns or aim bombs with precision. 
            Such claims were recalled with wry humour by those of us who lay 
              on our backs in a storm drain one dark night while being machine-gunned 
              with uncanny accuracy by one of these 'short-sighted' gunners. We 
              had been standing outside the barracks watching the bombing of nearby 
              Changi airfield when we suddenly realised that one plane had sunk 
              lower and was making a beeline for the barracks. Underneath the 
              plane was a gun sponson in which crouched a gunner who was joyfully 
              spraying the countryside. The assembled matelots dived for the storm 
              drain where we lay terrified until he flew past. This then was an 
              example of the men with poor eyesight and co-ordination! 
            Another myth perpetrated about the Japanese was that they were 
              superb jungle fighters. The fact was that they had not fought in 
              any jungles before invading Malaya. They had fought in Formosa against 
              a primitive, poorly armed people and their next experience had been 
              in French south east Asia where they were allowed to take over the 
              country virtually unopposed. They learned all their jungle-fighting 
              skills in Malaya and these eventually ensured Japanese mastery of 
              the whole of the western Pacific. Their bulwark was a staunch belief 
              in the god-like status of the Mikado. 
            The plain truth was that the west's knowledge of Japan and the 
              Japanese before the war was abysmal. We disregarded their enormous 
              conquests in the Far East, China, Manchuria and Korea. 
            One example of Japanese cunning and proficiency was in the use 
              of their bicycle. Malaya was a country of two road systems, one 
              in the west where the roads were fairly well metalled and could 
              take heavy traffic, and the other in the east was nothing more than 
              a series of jungle tracks unsuitable for mechanised vehicles. Bicycles 
              were very popular in Malaya and when the Japanese began to advance 
              down the peninsula they soon realised how easy it was to confiscate 
              them. For many years it was believed that the Japanese transported 
              these bicycles from Japan, but nearly all of them were acquired 
              locally. The Japanese infiltrated behind the British lines using 
              bicycles to travel along the jungle tracks. How successful this 
              was we know to our cost. 
            One day I strolled into the mess dressed in my 'undress'. This 
              consisted of a length of cotton print (sarong), the more lurid the 
              better, which was tied around the waist and allowed to cover the 
              legs as far as the knees. No belt or fastener was used, just the 
              secret cloth fastening. No other clothing was ever worn. A group 
              of ratings was gathered round a leading hand, fully dressed in shore-going 
              rig. I recognised him as a leading signalman from the Prince of 
              Wales. Asked where he was going, he replied that he was off to hospital 
              to visit a Signal Bosun Fisher. As it was well known that this man 
              had been my bete noir on the Prince of Wales, everyone was surprised 
              when I asked if I could accompany him. 
            The leading signalman agreed but said I would have to hurry. I 
              quickly dressed and went outside the barracks where we boarded a 
              small 1200 cwt. truck. He then asked me why I wanted to see Fisher. 
              Somewhat shamefaced I said that I felt sorry for him. 
            We proceeded to the hospital which lay to the north of Singapore. 
              For the first time since my return to the island I saw the damage 
              that was being inflicted by the Japanese bombers. It was horrendous. 
              Houses and buildings of all sizes had been devastated and the people 
              were wandering about in a daze. When we arrived at the hospital 
              we saw that it too had been bombed but not much damage had been 
              done. 
            Having ascertained where Mr. Fisher was, we made our way to his 
              bed. I was walking behind the leading signalman and we were right 
              upon Mr. Fisher before he saw us. His look of greeting turned to 
              amazement when he saw me. Ignoring the leading signalman he asked, 
              "What are you doing here?" In an awkward, shambling way I explained 
              that I had been sorry to hear that he was in hospital. He sat up 
              in bed and smiling held out his hand. What a relief! The bosun had 
              been badly hurt and had swallowed a lot of oil causing much internal 
              damage. After some lively conversation, during which he appeared 
              to me to be an entirely different man, a nurse came in and said 
              that he would have to get dressed in a hurry as transport had arrived 
              to take him to a ship for evacuation. 
            We then said goodbye and left Mr. Fisher with tears in his eyes. 
              I had never felt more pleased with anything I had done. The other 
              rating said with a smile that Mr. Fisher was a much better man than 
              I had thought. 
            A few years later I was waiting with a group of hands when the 
              Normandy landings were in full progress. During a desultory conversation 
              I learned that Mr. Fisher had been lost at sea just a short while 
              before whilst on a cruiser. Apparently the ship had been sunk in 
              an air attack. I felt very sorry but was relieved that I had made 
              my peace with him. 
            On another occasion I was lounging in the early morning sun near 
              the barrack entrance when I saw a column of soldiers marching up 
              the road from the Naval Base. When they got nearer I realised that 
              they were speaking with Tyneside accents. There was no sentry on 
              the gate so I strolled out to the roadside in my sarong. This caused 
              much amusement among the troops. However, when I spoke to them they 
              were even more amused to find that the well-browned, blond 'native' 
              was a Geordie. I was in the process of asking them if any Blaydon 
              lads were with them when a voice hailed me and there was a good 
              friend of mine, Freddie Craig. Fred hailed from Gateshead and had 
              worked with me in the G.P.O. 
            He changed places with a soldier in the outside rank and we started 
              talking about our experiences. I learned that they had come off 
              a trooper, which was lying in the naval basin. I had completely 
              overlooked it. When he asked me how I had arrived in Singapore and 
              I told him, there was a distinct response from the other soldiers. 
              Here was a survivor from a disaster that had shocked the world. 
              They sank into silence when I told them a little of what had happened. 
              I shook hands with Fred and as I turned away he told me that another 
              of my friends, Harry, was further down the line. 
            Harry was a quiet but smiling country lad who came from Falstone 
              up the Tyne Valley. We had a little chat then I stood and watched 
              as the Northumbrian Fusiliers marched by. Not many of them survived. 
              Fred and Harry finished up on the notorious Burmese railway but 
              only Fred returned to England. Harry still lies in Burma. 
            Those lads who marched up the road that day had been in the army 
              a fairly long time but had never been in combat. Against the battle-hardened 
              Japanese they would not have stood a chance. I remember that I walked 
              down the road feeling depressed. The war in Malaya was going badly 
              and the Japanese troops seemed to be advancing quickly down the 
              peninsula. 
            A few days later, after the morning fall-in, one of the signalmen 
              came in looking very down-in-the-mouth. It turned out that he had 
              been given a posting, together with an Aldis lamp and a battery, 
              to the further side of the causeway. He had expected, when called 
              in for a posting, to be sent to a ship. He was really downcast and 
              was about to report to an army captain. His task would be to send 
              the last signals across the causeway by Morse code when the telephone 
              lines were cut. He, together with anyone who was left, would have 
              to flee across the causeway. One wag who was listening said that 
              he would be all right if he left the Aldis and battery. The joke 
              was poorly received. He was another I never saw again. 
            One night I went on watch at the Listening Post. The women were 
              no longer employed there and Fox's Tail didn't show up. When our 
              shift ended the next morning the replacement watch didn't show up 
              either. With one exception all those on watch went to the gate to 
              enquire from the Sikh guard whether he had seen the bus. 
            Unfortunately the guard didn't speak English so one of the ratings 
              went back to ring up the barracks. I noticed that there didn't seem 
              to be any activity at the base. The Sikh's relief had not shown 
              up either. There was no reply from the ratings office. 
            We strolled outside and were standing outside in the morning air 
              when we decided to walk back to the barracks, as the bus had not 
              arrived. The barracks were about half a mile away. On arrival a 
              Petty Officer Torpedoman and six ratings greeted us. One of the 
              Torpedoman's jobs was to deal with the electrics on board ship, 
              and he was currently employed in setting charges down at the docks 
              to blow up the dry dock gates and the cranes on the dockside into 
              the water. He asked us what we were doing and then told us, "You've 
              been left mates." Apparently the barracks had been abandoned shortly 
              after we had left at midnight. 
            "Never mind lads," he said, "I've got a job for you. I want bodies 
              to carry some boxes for me." The petty officer wanted us to carry 
              explosives that were to be used to blow up the dockyard cranes and 
              the dry dock gates. We were hardly in a position to refuse. 
            We loaded the stores onto a small truck and proceeded to the dockside 
              where we unloaded them. When we found that the rest of the officer's 
              party was already there, we made ourselves scarce as soon as we 
              got the chance. 
            On returning to the vacated barracks we hunted for something to 
              eat. While digesting the food we also digested the fact that we 
              had been abandoned. I came to a decision and addressed the little 
              group. 
            "Well lads," I said, "I consider that any contract I have with 
              the navy is null and void. I'm going to make my way to Singapore 
              and find out what's happening. Is anyone coming?" Two sailors opted 
              to join me. 
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